Captain Carpman
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campfire carp stories - 2005/08/24 01:41
Hello boys, i am extremely excited about my new project i am working on. Its called campfire carp stories. its where i take a group of children to the boat ramp of deal lake at 2 30 in the morning, light a fire in a garbage can, and proceed to tell the children haunting and spine tingling campfire stories about the amazing carp fish. Like the time back in the spring of 84 when i almost lost both my arms and legs in a rare carp attack in the murky depths of the mississippi river. Or the 2 and one half hour canoe trip down the tennesee river that turned into a month long battle between both man and carp. and lets not forget the haunting tale from the winter of 84, go fishing for one half of one hour and come back with both ears completely removed from my skull!! that was no accident my friend, This campfire story telling experience is not for the faint of heart. if your child has a history of nightmares or high blood pressure please be advised My special effects crew, leroy and calvin will be dropping live carp from nearby rooftops and trees during the story telling process...i charge 17 and one half dollars for each story.
Carp riddle of the day. If 15 carp went school shopping at kmart, how long would it take 5 carp to ride there bikes to deal lake..thank you and good luck.
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