Captain Carpman
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Little Tommy Johnson - 2005/10/07 00:35
Sorry for the delay boys, I have had legal problems stemming from my campfire carp story project. Apparently it is Illegal to make children eat raw carp from deal lake. Or any lake for that matter. Which reminds me, everybody please say a prayer for little Tommy Johnson as he recovers from severe food poisining. The doctors have stated it is a MIRACLE that any child can eat 14 and one half carp in 5 minutes and live to tell about it. I say thats no miracle,thats Tommy Johnson, the toughest 4 year old kid you will ever see. At the tender age of 2 i saw him bite the head off of a snapping turtle, When i asked him why he did it he just smiled,and punched me in the face. God i love that kid, Hes what carpin's all about.
He has pulled out of his coma but is still bleeding from the nose, mouth, ears and eyes. But his spirits are up. Hopefully he will recover in time to do our annual scuba driving trip at deal lake. We still have plenty of openings for this event. Last year I layed motionless on the bottom of the lake for a record 29 and one half hours as the children cheered me on and took turns throwing bricks at me. As the sun set and the children went home i found myself all alone with these amazing creatures. Its pretty strange what happens to carp once night time sets in.
As i was laying there motionless, I must have dozed off for just a second or two, but when i woke, my shoes,pants,and hat were removed and set on fire behind 7-11. Some say foul play was involved, but I know better. Carp are very playful creatures and were just having a little fun with me. Thank you and good luck
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