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brain teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami - 2006/03/03 04:53 If a "certain" person had there head placed in a microwave it would..



A.Explode

B.Melt

C.Come out perfectly normal

Answer=C


If you went bowling with this persons head you would.

A. Throw a strike

B. Throw a gutter ball

C. Break a few floor boards on the way down and bust the pins in half.

Answer=C

If this person got stung in the face by 5 million Bees' he would

A. Go into shock

B. have an extremely swelled up face.

C. look exactly the way he does now.

Answer=C

If you shot this persons head out of a cannon it would.

A. fall to pieces immedietly

B. Catch on fire

C. Travel 500 yards destroying everything in its path.

Answer. C

If you decided to drill a titanium drill bit into his skull he would

A. Suffer severe brain damage

B. Fall into a coma

C. Say he has a headache, take a quick nap, and go fishing later that day with no problems.



Answer=C


If you took a sledge-hammer and smashed it on his head repeatedly the Hammer would.

A. Snap in half

B. Snap in half

C. Snap in half

Answer=all of the above


If a tick decided to feast on his skull for a few days the tick would.

A. Explode in 10 seconds

B. Commit suicide

C. Run back to its village and tell the other ticks he found the mother-load.

answer=A


Riddles and Brain teaser section......

His head when its dry weighs 65 pounds ,how many people would it take to lift his head when its wet.

Answer= 12 men

If he goes to kmart and tries on 10 baseball caps, how many baseball caps will snap.

Answer= 10


Bye for now
Larry Lugnut
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brain teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami
Larry Lugnut 2006/03/03 04:53
 
Re: Teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami
Loser Larry 2006/03/05 16:25
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Re: Teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami
Larry Lugnut 2006/03/06 22:46
  emo
Re: Teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami
Larry Lugnut 2006/03/06 22:47
 
Re: Teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami
dburket 2006/03/06 23:27
 
Re: Teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami
NJBassAngler 2006/03/07 00:52
 
Re: Teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami
dburket 2006/03/07 00:57
 
Re: Teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami
LARRY LUGNUT 2006/03/07 23:18
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