Larry Lugnut
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brain teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami - 2006/03/03 04:53
If a "certain" person had there head placed in a microwave it would..
A.Explode
B.Melt
C.Come out perfectly normal
Answer=C
If you went bowling with this persons head you would.
A. Throw a strike
B. Throw a gutter ball
C. Break a few floor boards on the way down and bust the pins in half.
Answer=C
If this person got stung in the face by 5 million Bees' he would
A. Go into shock
B. have an extremely swelled up face.
C. look exactly the way he does now.
Answer=C
If you shot this persons head out of a cannon it would.
A. fall to pieces immedietly
B. Catch on fire
C. Travel 500 yards destroying everything in its path.
Answer. C
If you decided to drill a titanium drill bit into his skull he would
A. Suffer severe brain damage
B. Fall into a coma
C. Say he has a headache, take a quick nap, and go fishing later that day with no problems.
Answer=C
If you took a sledge-hammer and smashed it on his head repeatedly the Hammer would.
A. Snap in half
B. Snap in half
C. Snap in half
Answer=all of the above
If a tick decided to feast on his skull for a few days the tick would.
A. Explode in 10 seconds
B. Commit suicide
C. Run back to its village and tell the other ticks he found the mother-load.
answer=A
Riddles and Brain teaser section......
His head when its dry weighs 65 pounds ,how many people would it take to lift his head when its wet.
Answer= 12 men
If he goes to kmart and tries on 10 baseball caps, how many baseball caps will snap.
Answer= 10
Bye for now
Larry Lugnut
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Loser Larry
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Re: Teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami - 2006/03/05 16:25
Notice the word brain was taken out of the subject line. I guess it was better that I told you, anyway.
I am surprised you were(are)able to:
A: take your hand off of your dick long enough to write that many words.
B: take a long look at yourself in the mirror and be surprised at how much you could look like the person you are talking about.
C: commend yourself for the pride you must have at how much better of a person you must be for posting crap like that.
D: continue your childish repartee knowing that your obvious angling talents are equal to that of a 2 year old. Sunfish anyone! You couldn't win a Sunny Tournament.(I know you will have to look that word up and I know you will)
Answer= Doesn't require one, you know what time it is.
Time to donate money to you know who again Loser Larry or should I say sore Loser Larry!
I am sure he would still wish you the best. Exploded head and all!
Hey loser Larry! Without you know who you would have nothing to do. If I were you I would do a little more fishing and more studying. Don't you know that if you spent more time doing that, perhaps someone would be writing about you instead of you know who.
"That which does not kill you, only makes you stronger"
Coward, your time is coming!!!!!!!! We will find you.
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Larry Lugnut
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Re: Teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami - 2006/03/06 22:46
what you call childish repartee I call comedic Genius. And relax. I love you and your head 
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Larry Lugnut
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Re: Teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami - 2006/03/06 22:47
what you call childish repartee I call comedic Genius. And relax. I love you and your head
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Re: Teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami - 2006/03/06 23:27
I don't know who this was directed to and I don't know if it was posted to be negative.
But I do know it's funny as hell! How long did it take to think of all this?
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NJBassAngler
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Re: Teezers, riddles,and fun for the whole fami - 2006/03/07 00:52
I have to admit that I was laughing my ass off but it does look like credit has to go out to more than one person.
BTW:
His head and belly got a little bigger over the winter, I wonder if he can still make a cast or for that matter be able to get in his boat.
If he can, just give him the money before the Tournament and prepare to buy ear plugs for the next awards banquet.
I Love you ;-*
NJBassAngler
"Just go fishing" Everything else falls in place
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